Big Hand Axel in the future!
After the events of last week Axel was absolutely puffed out! He had just been into space and was the youngest person to go there! A few days ago a man from Guinness world records had come to Axels house and marked down Axels record. When Axel had gotten home he had gone straight to bed in complete stillness… he actually didn’t go… his dad had to carry him up to his bed. He had had to miss the match because he had stayed in space to long. But luckily Axels school had won the match! The score was 3-1 at penalties. At least there was one benefit in all of this.The next day Axel went downstairs to breakfast the next day in a mood he didn’t know why! But when his mum announced the arrival of another special guest Axel was in an even more grumpy mood! How come no-one ever told him about special guest’s! He wondered who it was… was it Uncle Zed? Was it Grandma Puffer? After Axel had finished his breakfast he got down and went outside with a football and went over to the nearby park. He practised dribbling and shooting and punching the ball with an anxious face! The guest was to come today at 12:00. His mum had pulled him out of school so he could meet the special guest. “To be truthful he thought, I am actually not that eager. He wasn’t.After three- four hours Axel heard, or thought he heard his mum calling him from the house. He went back to his house to see a white Land Rover parked outside his house. It was a lovely thing. With a stamp on its window. He went inside to hear people talking. He went into the living room to see his mum and dad siting on the sofa. On the other single seated chair was a boy a bit smaller than him. He had a small freckled face with glasses and short blond hair. It… was…
Why did it have to be Annoying Andrew? Annoying Andrew was annoying and Annoying and ANoying and ANNoying and ANNOying and ANNOYing and ANNOYING! Annoying Andrew had done a lot of stupid and annoying things in the past. Like the time when he had slipped on bubble wrap with bare feet? And the time he accidentally fell off the top of a table and into a cardboard box! Annoying Andrew was Annoying a-n-d stupid! Axel’s mum made Axel say hello to Annoying Andrew with great enthusiasm.
“Andrew! You need to be careful with Axel. He has just been in space and he is tired and distinguished” she said to Andrew.
“Ok Aunt smelly or is it dinner?” asked Annoying Andrew.
“Neither Andrew! Stop being annoying!” replied Axel’s mum.
Axel went upstairs feeling disappointed. Annoying Andrew was here and that meant he would never get any peace and quiet! He went to bed feeling worried… was Annoying Andrew going to creep into his bedroom? Worse still… he could do anything. Axel locked the door after making sure that Annoying Andrew was asleep.
Axel slept and slept until quarter past eight in the morning and was amazed to find his door open! But he had locked it when he went to sleep! He had the key in his pocket. He reached inside his pocket for the key and was amazed to see and find that it wasn’t there!!! He searched everywhere! Under the bed, in the cupboard everywhere it could possibly be Axel checked! There was only one solution! Annoying Andrew had taken it! He went into Annoying Andrew’s bedroom and saw that he wasn’t there. His bed cover was floppy and his light was off. He went downstairs and on the way he passed his mum and dad who were coming out of their bedroom.
“Mum, dad. Have you seen my bedroom key?” asked Axel.
“No Axel. Why?” asked his dad.
“Its just that I can’t find it… that’s all” replied Axel.
Axel walked downstairs and went into the garden. Annoying Andrew wasn’t there! He then bumped into his family’s new maid. She had been hired last week and had moved into the family quite willingly. Here name was Sally and she had blonde hair and pale white skin.
“Sally, have you seen Andrew?” asked Axel.
“Master Andrew… why no Master Axel I haven’t, but could you please take this down to the basement and into the laundry?” she asked.
“Ok” replied Axel. And of he went downstairs to the basement, trooping along the hallway and down the stairs. As he approached the basement he saw a huge monument under a large cloth. Axel pulled it up and sitting on a leather seat was Annoying Andrew!!
“What are you doing here? And what is that?” asked Axel.
“Get on Axe” Annoying Andrew said mistaking his name again.
Axel got on and Annoying Andrew pulled a chain and punched in a few numbers on a keypad. Suddenly the wind was around them roaring and screaming. They came to a stop, jerking forward. They were in a sunny countryside and the sun was shinning. Suddenly they heard booming, as if a giant was coming towards them. It was. But it wasn’t a giant… it was a giant DINOSAUR!!!! A t-rex was walking towards them.
“Where are we? I don’t care where! Lets get out of here!” Axel cried.
“What? I can’t hear” Annoying Andrew said.
“Get us out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Axel screamed.
“Oh, ok… why didn’t you say so?” Annoying Andrew said.
And so they went into the portal again. The wind went buzzing and raging. They were back in the basement.
“What was that” Axel cried.
“I never told you what I really was because I thought it would put you and your family in danger” Annoying Andrew said quietly.
“That’s what a spy would say!” Axel replied.
“Well… I am not a spy” Annoying Andrew said.
“O…k… what are you?” Axel asked anxiously.
“I am a member of a secret science organisation. We have been on an important mission to time travel!”Annoying Andrew said.
Axel thought he was just pulling his leg… for a joke. But Annoying Andrew had a stern and positive look on his face.
“So… we just went into the Jurassic age?” Axel asked astonishingly.
“Yep” Annoying Andrew said.
Axel started to feel sick after that. The wind had made him feel quite ill. He was just about to get out of the time machine when it started to buzz. What did it mean? Most importantly… how was he and Annoying Andrew going to get out of the machine. The seatbelts had gone stiff. Suddenly they were in the portal again, the wind roaring and screaming. They came to a stop and were amazed to find they were wearing space suits! They looked around and discovered that they had come to Venus! Axel at once saw the cave in which he had discovered the aliens… and Uncle Zed. Then, Axel and Annoying Andrew saw Axel come screaming out of the cave. Annoying Andrew giggled. They went on watching to see that Axel had reached the rocket. The rocket took off. Whoooooooshhhhh! Uncle Zed came out of the cave at that same moment. He didn’t need a suit. He was an alien.
“Well… what do we do now?” asked Axel.
“What do you want to?” asked Annoying Andrew.
“Well I say we explore… what about you?” asked Axel.
“Well I am all for that!” Annoying Andrew cried leaping out of the time machine with joy.
They went around the strange planet with great satisfaction. They looked in every nook and cranny for any sign of alien technology. He finally thought to look in the big cave with Annoying Andrew. They soon arrived at the cave. Axel was just about to put his hand on the glass panel when Axel heard Uncle Zed coming.
“What are we going to do?” asked Annoying Andrew.
“ I don’t know? You’re the one in the science division!” cried Axel.
They ran over to a huge rock and hid behind it. They then saw Uncle Zed appearing around the corner. He put his hand onto the glass panel and the huge red bubble appeared, he went through it with no trouble at all. They wondered how he had gone through it. After a few minutes Axel and Annoying Andrew went into the red bubble. Axel put his hand onto the glass panel and the bubble appeared. They went through it wriggling and roughly. They finally went into the technology room. There was the computers and the radios and all the other technology. For once the aliens were not there. Axel and Annoying Andrew wondered where the aliens were. They looked around the huge rock wondering what the rock would hide. They came to a dark hallway and saw a glass door with another panel on it. Axel put his hand onto in. It glowed red with a fresh glow. Suddenly! When they were looking in through the window an alien jumped up on the other side!
“Gap to la brat dad” Cried the alien.
“Run! Its our only chance!” Cried Annoying Andrew.
“Now you say something smart?” said Axel annoyed.
They ran and ran until they could run no more! And at that same moment they heard the trap door open. Out came an ugly alien along with uncle Zed! They ran off each going a different way. The alien an Uncle Zed where tremendously fast! And soon Annoying Andrew and Axel heard them coming towards them. Annoying Andrew and Axel had turned a right instead of a left. On the left from the room would have taken them back to the time machine. And as they turned right they realised their mistake.
“OH NO! We should have turned a left!” cried Axel panting.
“Do you think we will out back a the time machine?” Asked Annoying Andrew.
“I’m not sure” replied Axel.
The alien had turned the way Axel and Andrew had went and uncle Zed had went left. Out came Uncle Zed panting. But then… he saw the time machine. He went over to it and examined it closely. ‘
“No! It can’t be. It’s a time machine! And a fine one to. But the question is… who owns it?” he said to himself puzzled. At that same moment Axel and Annoying Andrew came running out of the back door. The alien was stuck in the bubble! Uncle Zed saw them and gasped.
“Axel and Andrew. Nice to see…”
“Actually… its Annoying Andrew” said Annoying Andrew boldly.
“Anyway. It’s good to see you both working for the S.C.R!” said Uncle Zed. “The time machine is yours then is it? Well, seeing as your all here I might as well tell you my plan”
“What plan” said Annoying Andrew and Axel together.
“Well, I’ve been planning this for a long time. It requires a time machine and two dumb boys to bring it to me” said Uncle Zed.
“No way… I think that’s us” said Axel.
“My plan is to take over the world by going back in time and taking back history one at a time!” said Uncle Zed. The alien arrived at that moment and gasped at the children.
The alien took hold of Axel and Annoying Andrew as Uncle Zed climbed into the time machine. But before Uncle Zed could press a button the time machine disappeared! The alien ran back in fright and ran away screaming.
“What happened?” asked Axel.
“Well, I built a remote for it so I could send us back in time in emergencies” replied Annoying Andrew.
“What time did you send him to?” asked Axel.
“To the dinosaurs!” said Annoying Andrew grinning.
They both went up in heaps of laughter. They went back to the real-time machine. They then went back home to bed and then where happy until the end.